Fun Things
Genealogy : The Study of Relativity.
My family has me stumped.
Cemetery : A marble orchard not to be taken for granite.
Hindsight is an exact science.
I am not stuck. I am ancestrally challenged.
I think that my family tree is a few branches short.
Every time I find an ancestor, I need to find two more.
My family coat of arms ties in the back....is that normal?
My family tree is a few branches short ! All help appreciated.
My ancestor must be in a witness protection program.
Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall.
My hobby is genealogy. I raise dust bunnies as pets.
How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE ??
I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
I am not stuck. I am ancestrally challenged.
I'm searching for myself. Have you seen me?
If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help.
Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more
It is 2010.... Do you know where your Great Grandparents are?
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
A family tree can wither if nobody tends its roots.
A new cousin a day keeps boredom away.
After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
Am I the only person up my tree ? …..Sure seems like it.
Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts, and a few bad apples.
Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it.
Genealogists are time unravelers.
Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide....I seek !
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
The word “Crazy” is a relative term in my family.
A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a great ancestor.
I want to find ALL of them ! So far I only have a few thousand.
I SHOULD have asked them BEFORE they died !
I think my ancestors had several “Bad Heir” days.
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.
Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
Share your knowledge. It is a way to achieve immortality.
Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools.
It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening
nor a thief.
Many a family tree needs pruning.
Shh! Be very, very quiet..... I am hunting forebears.
Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors.
That's strange: half of my ancestors are women.
Genealogists live in the past lane.
Cousins marrying cousins: very tangled roots.
Cousins marrying cousins: a non-branching family tree.
All right ! Everybody out of the gene pool !
Always willing to share my ignorance......
Documentation …. The hardest part of genealogy.
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale !
Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again ?
That's the trouble with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards.
I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist.
SO MANY ANCESTORS.........SO LITTLE TIME !