Fun Things

Genealogy : The Study of Relativity.

My family has me stumped.

Cemetery : A marble orchard not to be taken for granite.

Hindsight is an exact science.

I am not stuck. I am ancestrally challenged.

I think that my family tree is a few branches short.

Every time I find an ancestor, I need to find two more.

My family coat of arms ties in the that normal?

My family tree is a few branches short ! All help appreciated.

My ancestor must be in a witness protection program.

Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall.

My hobby is genealogy. I raise dust bunnies as pets.

How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE ??

I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.

I am not stuck. I am ancestrally challenged.

I'm searching for myself. Have you seen me?

If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help.

Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more

It is 2010.... Do you know where your Great Grandparents are?

A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.

A family tree can wither if nobody tends its roots.

A new cousin a day keeps boredom away.

After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.

Am I the only person up my tree ? …..Sure seems like it.

Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts, and a few bad apples.

Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?

FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.

Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it.

Genealogists are time unravelers.

Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide....I seek !

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

The word “Crazy” is a relative term in my family.

A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a great ancestor.

I want to find ALL of them ! So far I only have a few thousand.

I SHOULD have asked them BEFORE they died !

I think my ancestors had several “Bad Heir” days.

I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.

Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.

Share your knowledge. It is a way to achieve immortality.

Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools.

It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening

nor a thief.

Many a family tree needs pruning.

Shh! Be very, very quiet..... I am hunting forebears.

Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors.

That's strange: half of my ancestors are women.

Genealogists live in the past lane.

Cousins marrying cousins: very tangled roots.

Cousins marrying cousins: a non-branching family tree.

All right ! Everybody out of the gene pool !

Always willing to share my ignorance......

Documentation …. The hardest part of genealogy.

Genealogy: Chasing your own tale !

Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again ?

That's the trouble with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards.

I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist.